![]() ![]() If your significant other is mad at you put a cape on them and say “Now you’re super mad!”.Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status.Marriage is not just spiritual communion and passionate embraces marriage is also three meals a day and remembering to carry out the trash.Relationships are like a walk in the park.But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell. The happiest marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it. Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. ![]() Promise yourself not to be a woman who needs a man to live, but a woman a man needs.What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.Forever is a long time, make sure you spend it with someone who makes you laugh!.I love you more than beer, and I really love beer.You’re just like bacon, beer and chocolate – you make everything better. ![]()
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